@Hobo_Splendido: Sorry, there's a technical problem preventing me from RTing your tweets. Technically they're not funny.
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@Mostly_Cheese: Cop: You’re driving on the wrong side of the road. Driver: Sorry, I’m English. Cop: (shouting) It’s the wrong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?
@AtticusFinch79: [parking lot in the 80's] *man appears to be having a heart attack* MY GRANDMA: calm down everyone, i know VCR ME: that's great, grandma. now he can record the shows he's missing when he's dead
@themorris23: In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says "everyone be cool! Act normal!" Expecting that Father of the Year award any day now
@Swishergirl24: Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?