@Dawn_M_: Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over?
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@ShoutingGoddess: One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones.
@TheToddWilliams: Cop: First name please... "Frida" Cop: Last name... "Gomam" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice
@wolfpupy: first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time