@Dawn_M_: Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Pinky_0917: Open bottle, allow it to breathe. If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth -Beer
@shutupmikeginn: "Dont put all your eggs in one basket," is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets
@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.
@AdamOfEarth: January 29, 1802, 2 AM: I hope this letter finds you well. Are you up? March 2: I am, good sir April 6: Would you kindly come over? May 9: K