@BruceForce: Sorry waiter for pushing you over when you asked me to tip you
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@kentgrossarth: Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.
@AsgardianRose: To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?