@spacej_me: Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing.
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@TheOneTrueDisco: If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn't at work.
@TheCiscoKidder: I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life.
@kimmie_1980: I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like "don't be sad" "he's not worth it" "you deserve better"!