@MindBlowing: Soul mates theory
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@zachreinert03: Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster
@MelvinofYork: Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am.
@ibid78: When life hands you lemons make sure those lemons aren't evidence in a murder that life's trying to frame you for.