@MoonChildJess: Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee.
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@KentWGraham: Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026.
@danjan13: A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.
@iAmDelFreaky: Some hipsters were camping next to me and asked for help starting a fire. So, I chased one around until his corduroys burst into flames.