@DaddyJew: Spaghetti, because you didn't like that shirt anyways
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@SoVeryBritish: Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable"
@Xoolun: I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up.
@Schmoodles: My new boyfriend says the cutest things, like "Who are you?" and "Why are you hiding outside my house?" and "My wife is calling the police."