@DaddyJew: Spaghetti, because you didn't like that shirt anyways
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@jonnysun: [whole foods] WHITE GIRL: excus me do u hav pumpkin EMPLOYEE: (hands her a pumpkin) here WHITE GIRL: no no no. PUMPKIN. its a type of spice
@tastefactory: I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said "This is what happens to roses who cross me"
@pleatedjeans: *requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*