@DaddyJew: Spaghetti, because you didn't like that shirt anyways
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@ojedge: [on a first date] "Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want. I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year."
@9GAG: Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
@RorynotRoy: "I don't want you to freak out, but..." - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works
@MaraWritesStuff: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.