@DaddyJew: Spaghetti, because you didn't like that shirt anyways
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@SteveAmiri: July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them.
@pecan_pie_1: When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty
@neiltyson: Mysteries of #Gravity: Why Bullock's hair, in otherwise convincing zero-G scenes, did not float freely on her head.