@kelkulus: Spanish for wife - "esposa"
Spanish for handcuffs - "esposas"
Well played, Spanish
@GensPlace: I lie in the bath for hours.
But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time.
@DRUNKdadding: "Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today."
-the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now
@LibelousLurker: Note from 5yo:
"I need help with my meth."
I think she means math. Either way, asking for help is the first step, so good for her.
@Elizasoul80: A friend text me after the election to ask how I was doing. Now she says I'm mad at her because I haven't answered, but I'm still typing.
@BruceForce: When I see a door with the sign 'Door Alarmed' I always tell the door "don't worry, it's only me"
~ It's all about the empathy.