@kelkulus: Spanish for wife - "esposa"
Spanish for handcuffs - "esposas"
Well played, Spanish
@animaldrumss: [ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image
@IamEnidColeslaw: HEY. Our ancestors didn't eat brunch. They ate rocks. And fought dinosaurs. Ever heard of fire? They INVENTED it. Enjoy your Bloody Mary.
@ruinedpicnic: "I want you back in my arms..."
- me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed
@KeetPotato: me: "beetle rabbit"
boss: "that's a terrible idea for a cartoon"
jim who always steals my ideas but makes them better somehow: "bugs bunny?"
@Henry_3k: My therapy group is a joke. The doctor is supposed to match you with people you have something in common with but everyone here is nuts.