@lecalabara: Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George.
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@LuvPug: I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day.
@_chasing_amy: 9 just scolded me at the grocery for buying wine. I told him it was ok, I was 21 to which he loudly responded, Nooo, you're 38. Thanks son.
@jrza84: HI I'M GOING TO HAVE AN UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD YET PRIVATE PHONE CALL ON THIS BUS AND EXHIBIT A STUNNING LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS. THANK YOU.