@lecalabara: Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George.
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@weinerdog4life: Justin Beiber has 23 million followers and I just got unfollowed by a horse magazine.
@NYC_Blonde: I told the barista my name was "Britney Spears" just for giggles and he handed me my coffee with "annoying white girl" written on it instead
@CroweJam: I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other.