@lecalabara: Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George.
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@1followernodad: Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away.
@ArfMeasures: WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?
@Jawwwwwsh: Idea: spotify notifies ur friends when they think ur sad like "josh listened to Deja Entendu 30 times this week, Maybe buy him ice cream?"