@SleazySli: Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now.
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@peb671: Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can tweet that"
@cornlog: So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday.
@darinlovesbacon: Do you single people want to know what marriage is like? Imagine having an argument in 1993 and talking about it once a week until you die
@kramediggles: If someone catches me staring I quickly look to my left & right so they think "oh that girl's not looking at ME she's looking at EVERYTHING"