@SleazySli: Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now.
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@SodomyClown: Fifty Shades of Grey instills that if a dude is sexy and rich you should allow him contractual ownership of your body because helicopters.
@Jeff_G_Nixon: [barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?
@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check