@SleazySli: Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now.
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@CheryeDavis: The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby..
@patrickoriley: It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments.
@Xalqee: How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?