@SleazySli: Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now.
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@Swishergirl24: If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating.
@Not_From_Troy: My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
@jonnysun: whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him