@SleazySli: Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now.
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@KimmyMonte: Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates
@ieatanddrink: My daughter called me "lame." Let's see how "lame" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT