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@dafloydsta: [speed dating]
HER: So what do you-
ME: How fast can you order a pizza?
HER: I don't-
ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

[speed dating]
HER: So what do you-
ME: How fast can you order a pizza?
HER: I don’t-
ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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