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@ComedicBust: *Speed Dating*

Me: What'd you have for lunch?

Her: Funny you should ask, I had this really great salad wit...

Me: NEXT!!

*Speed Dating*

Me: What’d you have for lunch?

Her: Funny you should ask, I had this really great salad wit…

Me: NEXT!!

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