@joshbupkes: Speed was unrealistic because nobody riding a bus wants to live
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@garrettbarry70: Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard.
@KimmyMonte: Sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture.
@TheBigBatman: Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?