@highinamerica: Spell check changed "important" to "impotent" so basically I have a meeting in the morning that can't get it up.
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@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
@VerbsRProudest: Never underestimate mothers. They can turn "mayhem" into "ma'am" with one narrowed glance.