@highinamerica: Spell check changed "important" to "impotent" so basically I have a meeting in the morning that can't get it up.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives.
@MondayPajamas: My new phone has fingerprint recognition security technology and now I can't open my phone unless I'm eating fried chicken
@Jason_Horton: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together.