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@QwertyJones3: [spelling bee]
Your word: Spelunking
@juneohara65: Sorry I used the word flaccid twice in your wedding toast.
@marebytes: Facebook tells me today is "National Winnie the Pooh Day" ... I hope they're ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means.
Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus
@TheFunnyWorId: Why is peter pan always flying?
I like this joke because it never grows old.
@redthe1: Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit "copy"