@Asbo_Unicorn: Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face
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@anerdonfire2: Look dude, I'm going to need to see alot more chest hair and jewelry if you want into my Disco party
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: The human brain isn't able to register typos or grammar errors until after hitting teh Send button.
@hardlyrelevant: Me: (from the back of the ambulance) CHANGE THE RADIO Medic: Sir you need to conserve your strength Me: I AM NOT DYING TO A COLDPLAY SONG
@rsynder336x2: I always pick up a huge cucumber up at walmart and yell to my wife "you said you wanted the biggest one right" Because I'm a great husband