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@murrman5: [spending entire date hiding the fact I'm really a beaver]
"ow"
what's wrong?
"I got a splinter"
may I see?
"I guess so"
delicious
"pardon?"

[spending entire date hiding the fact I’m really a beaver]
“ow”
what’s wrong?
“I got a splinter”
may I see?
“I guess so”
delicious
“pardon?”

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