@4handfuls: Spending the weekend installing toothpaste-colored carpet since my 3 yr old insists on brushing his teeth while walking around the house...
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@Izianikapani: In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.
@LeviathanPride: Hurricanes, famine, disease, war crimes, child molestation, political corruption. And Jesus appears to mankind on a slice of toast.
@jake_lach: You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing