Funny Tweeter

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@SortaBad: *Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror*
*Feels confident*
*"Hi I'd like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay"*
*dammit*

*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* 
*Feels confident*
*”Hi I’d like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay”*
*dammit*

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