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@BuckyIsotope: *spends 30 minutes trying to unzip my pants to have sex for the first time*
*girlfriend sighs*
"Just take off the mittens"
MY HANDS ARE COLD

*spends 30 minutes trying to unzip my pants to have sex for the first time*
*girlfriend sighs*
“Just take off the mittens”
MY HANDS ARE COLD

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