@wingzfly: Spent all day doing one of my favorite things ever - not dying. Score.
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@MindyFurano: my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
@House_Feminist: My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one.
@EvanJKessler: Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?