@wingzfly: Spent all day doing one of my favorite things ever - not dying. Score.
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@bellicosejason: My boss calls me chief, so I really don't know who's in charge anymore. I hope it's not me because I haven't been paying attention.
@papasuncle: ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.