@wingzfly: Spent all day doing one of my favorite things ever - not dying. Score.
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@ElleOhHell: If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.
@NikiWithIssues: We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@hstweetheart: Ariel: "But I love him, daddy!" *sobs as King Tritan rips her iPhone away and unfollows PrinceEric69*