@trumpetcake: Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice.
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@TheScamJoanne: *two minor inconveniences happen at the same time* me: *needs to lie down for 3 days*
@Mr_Kapowski: My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet
@shahrouzt: My dad recently fell for one of those Nigerian prince scam emails. I feel bad for him but I really needed the money.
@crow_death: I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider.