@trumpetcake: Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice.
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@canadasandra: When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
@Jandalize: People who say 'be careful what you wish for' have obviously never wished for free, unprotected, unlimited wifi from their neighbor.
@badAzz_mom: Don't make eye contact Don't make eye contact Don't make eye contact "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?" SURE! ...bringing the total amount of cookies to 348
@KylePlantEmoji: Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep And if I die before I wake Good