@EZSherlock: Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group
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@shadygrenade: *Pizza Hut job interview* "Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?" No sir. "You will."
@ShesAllNat: Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels.
@cbdoubleu: Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials