@Mr_Kapowski: Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket
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@CherBear162: I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
@dumbbeezie: I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic
@AimeeHelene1: I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs.
@WildeThingy: Teacher "Hi, why are you here?" Me "Um, isn't this the beginners' philosophy class?" Teacher "Yes and you're off to a really bad start."