@CherBear162: I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.

@dumbbeezie: I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic

@AimeeHelene1: I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs.

@WildeThingy: Teacher "Hi, why are you here?" Me "Um, isn't this the beginners' philosophy class?" Teacher "Yes and you're off to a really bad start."

@Spaziotwat: [On The Cross] Jesus:"Father, forgive them, fore they know no-" Voice from the crowd:"DO THE WINE TRICK"