@Sanbel11: Spider just landed on my shoulder. I didn't want to kill it so I just fainted instead.
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@murrman5: You've taken 3 pregnancy tests this month. "What's your point" My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.
@ITomHorvat: When someone starts making fun of my air guitar skills I just whip out my finger pistols and it usually shuts them right up.
@Ms612: Am I the only one who runs up on happy couples and yells, "How could you do this to me" and then runs off crying?