@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.
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@ahumanfireball: A perk of being in your thirties is waking up injured because you slept in a slightly different way than usual.
@david8hughes: [last supper] "Wine!" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. "Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."
@justabloodygame: "I didn't choose the thug life." I explain, entering an institution of higher learning.