@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.
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@causticbob: "He looks just like his grandfather" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation
@UNTRESOR: I don't see what the big deal is with vaccinating your kids. My mom vaccinated me plenty and I turned out shapes.
@rolldiggity: ME: "Trick or bear?" NEIGHBOR: "Bear?" ME: "HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!" [distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]
@missmayn: We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.