@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man reboots should start with the previous actor biting the new one as the origin story.
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@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@iliezabeth: [suspecting Kyle is a werewolf] ME: Ive laid out all the good silverware for us tonight K: Its chips & salsa M: Aaand? *stabs chip w/ fork*
@jwoodham: "You have a date? With who?" [Sees a fishing boat] "Uh, her name is Net..." [Sees someone with a booger] "Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."