@HockeyTornado: Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.
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@PanicRestroom: I wonder if the username "That Cab" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow "That Cab"
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@UncleDuke1969: Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point.