@HockeyTornado: Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.
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@ceejoyner: Pretty nervous about the guy who dropped out of mechanic school the second they showed us how to cut a brake line.
@kelkulus: Female praying mantises bite the heads off males while mating, so if your mantis boyfriend shows up without a head, he was cheating on you.
@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.