@Thereeveryday: Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl.
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@rotten_mamma: 3:Mommy why do I have to wear a coat, it's not that cold out!? Me:So other Moms don't judge me and talk shit, Buddy.
@MrGynosaur: Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry
@Sean_Burgundy_: Her: You need to text faster Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago