@julezmac: Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws.
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@girlnarly: Gordon Ramsay: *smashing things* WHY IS THE OVEN FACING THE WALL?!? me: dude you told me to set it at 180 degrees
@sageboggs: "Is that the guy who doesn't know how to use the word poignant?" Yea shhh he's coming over here THE GUY: hey guys! long time no poignant
@: The tattoo was temporary, but my love of dolphins shooting fire out of their mouths is forever.
@KateWouldHaveIt: Before you ask me to proofread anything, know that I spent 30 years thinking "FAQs" was short for "Facts".