@julezmac: Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws.
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@david8hughes: [me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died
@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
@looktothepickle: Girl, tonight I'm gonna let my body do all the talking.. *squishes flab together to make a mouth out of my bellybutton* HELLOOO! LA LA LAA!