@julezmac: Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws.
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@omgthatspunny: Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small
@VeryLonelyLuke: Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion.
@OtherDanOBrien: [Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I'll take your finest orphan. "Sir, we can't just give-" Here's $50mil. "Do you like boy acrobats?"