@julezmac: Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws.
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@zakagan: I told my mom that “trying to smash” was slang for going to smashburger and now I deeply regret it
@spookperson: coworker is telling us that being a libertarian is based on facts and I'm rubbing dirt between my hands like the beginning of gladiator
@byrdie_num_num: It's now politically correct to award kids trophies for last place. On a related note, 'trophy wife' has become rather ambiguous.
@smithsara79: [someone is rude to me online] It's really not worth getting upset over this [someone is rude to my friend online] Well, I guess I gotta make some stranger cry today