@julezmac: Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws.
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@texasstalkermom: I only have Facebook to keep track of where everyone I know is going to be, so I don't show up there.
@kumailn: Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for "wireless fireless." Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, "fire up the computer" etc.
@LoveNLunchmeat: I married a smart, funny, handsome accountant, but let's be honest, mostly I was hoping to never have to do math again.
@dog_feelings: the human. who snuggled. my human. the other night. is here again. BUT. this time. however. they brought. my fren and i. treats.. we approve