@Robski_Boy: Spiritually, ever since I ate my first curry, I'll always be part Indian.
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@NotThatKunal: Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop.
@Tmoney68: Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary.
@djdarrellripley: Her: I think my fathers in jail. Me: No, No, No... He's in Alabama. It's like jail, but with trees.
@Notawhiner: Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her "good morning solar eclipse" Yeah, don't do that.