@Robski_Boy: Spiritually, ever since I ate my first curry, I'll always be part Indian.
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@Caissie: My son on the morning of his prom: "Well, it just occurred to me that I paid $130 to go to my school at night."
@internetluke: [ordering pizza alone] Yeah I'd like a large pepperoni and *changes voice* A medium sausage *changes voice again* Another large pepperoni
@markydoodoo: The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet.