@MyHairyLife: Spoiler alert: 2013 sucks too.
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@LeBearGirdle: Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*
@sad_tree: [job interview] "So why do you want to be a jeweler?" ME(thinking about using that eye thing to appraise chicken nuggets): I love rubies
@TheBeerGuy73: I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home.