@TheBoydP: Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream.
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@SkinnerSteven: That old expression: "hold the phone!" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that
@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped you? "You heard the song I was playing?" Cop: Yes I did, and now HERE I AM "ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE"
@AnkCoupleTO: Her: I'm pregnant Me: WHAT? H: Just kidding M: You scared me half to death H: My mom is coming to stay with us M: *the other half dies*
@CauseWereGuys: I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal.