@TheLoinRanger: SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don't find him. Again.
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@TheRealRHB: Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !
@XAIMMadellynne: I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!
@daemonic3: [traffic court] Your honor, I'm here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets JUDGE: Repeat infractions? Ok, I'm here to dispute ⁴/₅ of my tickets