@kelkulus: Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die.
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@primawesome: Agreeing to pick a friend up from the airport is nice until that time comes and you start thinking about if you really even need that person in your life anymore.
@TEXASVETERAN: I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices.
@squirrel74wkgn: *looks over shoulder* *puts tiny piece of paper in trash* Wife (from upstairs): THAT CAN BE RECYCLED!!!