@kelkulus: Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die.
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@SteveSuckington: Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to "Brandi from the club" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM
@ClichedOut: Society: Let's give mothers their very own day. Me: What about sharks? Society: We'll give them a whole week.
@Sickayduh: "Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..." *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* "and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"