@kelkulus: Spoiler Alert: In the season finale of Game of Thrones, YOU die.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I don't get why some girls don't make airplane noises before putting their tampons in
@david8hughes: [job int] "Under skills u put 'not being afraid of pigeons'." [nervously shifts in chair] "That's right. Why? Do any pigeons work here?"