@Damnsotrue: Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.
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@IMBeanz: When I'm really bored at work I like to write "I'm watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
@Junk_Boat: She told me she "literally died laughing," and that's when I realized she had to be a zombie and shot her in the face.
@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.