@jdawsey1: Spotted in New Orleans.
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@NOTVIKING: [taking long drag from cigarette] if the blackbox can't be destroyed then why don't they just make the whole plane out of the blackbox material flight attendant: you are absolutely not allowed to smoke in here
@mrjohndarby: My family gather round while the lawyer quietly reads my will. He hands out 1 hot dog each and when they finish eating he asks them to leave
@Contwixt: Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion.
@NewDadNotes: [first day in the Coast Guard] Sea Captain: HELP MY SHIP IS SINKING! Me: [lying in boat hammock] sorry buddy, I joined the Coast Guard not the Work Hard Guard.