@eedrk: spraypainting "CHEATER" on my car to make it look like im sexually active
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@librarianfonz: It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car.
@ch000ch: [slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day.
@dreamthievin: Too bad the Kardashian show couldn't be like "The Ring" and kill anyone who watches it.
@GloriaFallon123: Nothing like an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" to make you feel like a Harvard double major.