@eedrk: spraypainting "CHEATER" on my car to make it look like im sexually active
@envydatropic: In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it
@Floatersfinest: If God is a woman then how do you explain:
2) Shoes you can't afford
@YoungFunE: I'm now on year 3 of the '7 day ab challenge'
@KevinFarzad: People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them.
@CarriePotter_: #tbt that time i killed a bug and traumatized a child.