@Sickayduh: "Spring break"
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@thefosterer: lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day
@terio1429: Corned beef and potatoes running aimlessly about on the playground. -Hash Tag
@XplodingUnicorn: Brother: *calls* Can you pick me up at the airport tomorrow? Me: Sure. Can't wait to see you. Him: I land at 5 AM. Me: I have no brother.
@stanleybehrman: If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait...
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