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@Sickayduh: "Spring break"
- Russian mattress repairman
@RobinMcCauley: I don't need anyone with a so-called degree "to" tell me I use quotes wrong.
@XplodingUnicorn: Reasons Pluto is so cold:
3) It's far from the sun
2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat.
1) It found out we said it's not a planet.
@fishbowel: Executioner: say your last words
Me: your last words
Executioner: I’m gonna enjoy this one
@spies_please: (Watching Planet Earth)
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: A narrow escape. The rabbit lives to fight another day
ME: hooray I wanted this
DA: The fox will have nothing to feed its hungry babies
ME: Oh no why did I want this
@ItsDumbTweets: 😂 wtf