@RobinMcCauley: I don't need anyone with a so-called degree "to" tell me I use quotes wrong.

@XplodingUnicorn: Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet.

@fishbowel: Executioner: say your last words Me: your last words Executioner: I’m gonna enjoy this one

@spies_please: (Watching Planet Earth) DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: A narrow escape. The rabbit lives to fight another day ME: hooray I wanted this DA: The fox will have nothing to feed its hungry babies ME: Oh no why did I want this

@ItsDumbTweets: 😂 wtf