@obviousplant_: Spring cleaning checklist...
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@Sickayduh: [England 1320] "Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows." *waits 6 months* "K"
@ThaJawn: *braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA! She will wake up and be like "who braided my hair" HAHAHAHA
@HavocMantis: I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today *cut to me oiling up tropical trees* haha excellent
@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.