@fillthevacuum: "Spring is in the air" I proclaim as I hurl a Slinky at your head.
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@GoFrankGo: Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula.
@benrector: Me: hey, I'm looking for an email. iPhone mail: this one from 2012, unrelated to your search? Me: no it was last week iPhone: can't find it.
@oigoabuya: My girlfriend is always yelling at me because I get my directions mixed up. So I packed my bags and right left away !
@KPsych29: My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are.