@WhitePplQuote: squad goals
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@leechee420: Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
@KeetPotato: "this has never happened before" is that a yes or no? "let me check" [talks into radio] "steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"
@fightforfood: A funny thing to do when someone's dog barks at you is say, "I don't speak dog," and then when they leave the room, speak dog fluently.