@scorpiusryan21: Squirrels before girls.
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@iAmDelFreaky: Somehow, I must have switched shopping carts while I was at the store. I don't remember buying any of this stuff. Or having an Asian baby.
@SassyPantssss: I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding.
@MrMildSauce: It's not working. I've napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea.