@thepunningman: St-t-t-t-top! Stamm-mm-m-m-mm-m-mer t-t-t-time!
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@AwkwardComedy: "Password is incorrect" *resets password* "New password cannot be the same as the old password"
@BastardProphet: I don't have many enemies because I'm funny and sweet and they all died in mysterious fires.