@Schmoodles: Stabbed myself in the eye with a yellow pen and now everything looks all Instagramy.
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@perrypotters: Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool
@ibid78: A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
@theSwellMan: Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you.