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@theroneman: [stacks of books on floor]
Impressive, son.
[son places pizza on one stack, soda & cookies on others]
"Yep; perfect height" [turns on Xbox]

[stacks of books on floor]
Impressive, son.
[son places pizza on one stack, soda & cookies on others]
“Yep; perfect height” [turns on Xbox]

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