@TheTimmyToes: stadium announcer: "STADIUM!"
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@TheToddWilliams: [Orca Winfrey Show] ORCA: "You get a carp! You get a carp! You get a carp! AQUATIC AUDIENCE: *just screaming their gills off*
@david8hughes: [wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?
@tiemoose: [Dracula giving his son "the talk"] Dracula: you see when two monsters love each other very much, they- Dracula's son: they do the mash Dracula: *nodding* they do the monster mash