@lindseyallen: Stand way over there and let me tell you a funny fairytale. Once upon a time I ate all of your Halloween candy this morning.
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@caithuls: [first date] ME: Wanna get out of here and *looks around nervously* go to separate places separately?
@simoncholland: Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.
@trevso_electric: Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds.