@lindseyallen: Stand way over there and let me tell you a funny fairytale. Once upon a time I ate all of your Halloween candy this morning.
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@skickwriter: My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God.
@drinksmcgee: My boss wrote accidently wrote "Pantera" instead of "Panera" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch.
@PMTheron1: How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*