@Smooheed: Standing behind a hot guy on a treadmill saying 'don't worry baby, I'll catch you if you fall' makes him run for a really really long time
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@Eightinchgoat: *Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*
@TheKenyan_: Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?
@HumanPog: sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings