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@Gooooats: *standing by the turntables at the club*

Her: are you the dj?

Me: wha?... Oh, no, I was hoping this was a crepe station

*standing by the turntables at the club*

Her: are you the dj?

Me: wha?… Oh, no, I was hoping this was a crepe station

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