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@crunchenhanced: *Stands at produce aisle

*Grabs GIANT zucchini

*Holds it high in the air

*Yells:

Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!

*Stands at produce aisle

*Grabs GIANT zucchini

*Holds it high in the air

*Yells: 

Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!

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